Kef in a nutshell

If you’ve browsed my site at all, you’ve probably figured out that I’m something of an oddball. It’s true. I’ve decided to declare my eccentricity decisively and flamboyantly by choosing the pen name Kef Li Eric Marcus X-Schecter. With a name like that, you know you’re dealing with a nutbar. (But usually I just go by Kef Schecter.)

Where do you get your ideas?

They descend upon me as though they were flies and I a carcass.

In other words, I don’t get them. They get me.

Useless information

(NOTE: I just noticed that the formatting of this list is all screwed up. It’s not quite structured the way it’s supposed to be. I’m workin’ on it…)

• Born April 17, 1984
• Legal name: Kevin Lee Fields
• “Kef” is not short for “Kefka”
• Is an amateur:
  • Game designer
  • Programmer
  • Artist
  • Writer
  • Composer
  • Guitarist
  • Poker player
  • ROM hacker
• Webmaster (duh!)
• Can use the following programming languages (in no particular order):
• Python (my favorite)
• PHP
• Perl (with difficulty)
• Ruby (with a little difficulty)
• Dylan (with a little difficulty)
• C
• C++
• Java
• Smalltalk (somewhat)
• Pascal
• BASIC
• Assembly (I’ve toyed with x86, Z80, and—ugh—6502)
• Can’t yet use the following programming languages:
• Any functional programming language (Lisp, Scheme, Haskell, etc.)
• Prolog (except at an elementary level)
• Habla un poco de español (“Speaks a little Spanish”)
• Possibly has ADHD (undiagnosed)
• Went to college, but didn’t finish
• Polyamorous, but somewhat love-shy
• Odd eating habits:
  • Extremely picky eater
  • Eats too much pizza
• Has a particular weakness for Oreo cookies

• Did not attend his high school junior or senior prom, nor his graduation

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